What a Wiidiot

I read today that Nintendo has released a press statement reminding gamers to use their Wii controllers safety strap and also to keep their palms dry. Apparently there have been recent cases of people breaking their TV's by accidentally launching their Wiimotes at it during intense bowling and tennis competitions. Hell, there are even reports of friend-on-friend Wii-violence.

I thought I would offer these little PSA tidbits free of charge to Nintendo.

Public Safety Announcements:
01: Friends don't let friends Wii drunk.
02: A Wii-wound neglected is a Wii-wound infected.
03: Wii need you! Play safely.
04: W.i.i - Why initiate idiocy.
05: Strap on, Wii are the safety generation.

In other Wii news: Bob Ross!

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